‘SNL’ season ends with Donald Trump and Kristi Noem insanity

season 49 finale Saturday night Live James Austin Johnson opened with a message from Donald Trump. Emerging from “the barricades outside his new home, the Manhattan Courthouse”, Trump confessed to his supporters that he has not been falling in love for the past few weeks.

“They say very nasty things about me while I’m trying to sleep,” he complained, insisting that he would prefer to testify in court himself. “I am not at all afraid to testify. I am not going out of fear. You see, when you testify they do a terrible thing, which is they write it down, and we don’t like that…”

As he was talking, a member of the jury (played by cast member Sarah Sherman) came onto the stage. She immediately realized she was on camera, got nervous and walked away. “Oh, she was a juror, did you see her face?” Trump said. “Everyone just saw his face and now his life is over, guys. My people will take a screenshot of his face and take him to hell. Oh, we love to do docs.

Trump introduced the audience to some recent GOP figures who have been in the news recently, from South Carolina Senator Tim Scott to “the late great Hannibal Lecter,” whom Trump famously praised at a recent rally Was. Among his guests was Heidi Gardner member Kristi Noem, the governor of South Dakota, who shot her own dog and bragged about it in her new book.

Noem walked on stage holding a gun in one hand and a dog in the other. “I’m kidding, it’s a fake dog,” she said, “but it’s a real gun.”

Trump considered the pros and cons of making her vice president: “You know, Christie might be an interesting choice for vice president, because on the one hand, she shot a dog, which you can’t really do… .But on the other hand, he shot a dog, which is awesome.”

“I even kill goats,” Noem bragged, and Trump had to gently escort her off the stage, telling her, “Well, you’re making it worse, honey.”

After all the guests left, Trump promised the audience that he had plans for another January 6-style insurrection attempt, this time in July. “It would be fun to see all those people back at the Capitol, but this time in shorts,” he said.

The former president ended his message with a final request: “Just remember: If you’re tired of hearing about all my trials, all you have to do is vote for me, and it will all go away.”

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